Glenbrooks 2018 prelims Chamber 1

As always, just make use of anything that makes sense and ignore the rest

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1yO1Kern-K-HlPaatKrQSpjs6X0ob_Ngttx7RgFLCJA8/edit?usp=drivesdk

The "Stop Punching Yourself" Omnibus of 2018 continues to grow.  It's been an odd experience tallying up the damage--large and small, humorous and horrifying--for which the bill will eventually come due.  It's almost up to Section 1, subsection AAA at this point, but I don't think I've seen any of the items in actual legislation form so far this year.

Two other things:

• This song, Jon Baptiste's cover of  "What a Wonderful World," captures the uneasy hope of 2018.  
• This article ought to be required reading for people attached to Congressional Debate.  

Free Legislation

If you'd like to adopt ***this bill*** as your very own, I don't mind at all.  In fact, rename it and trim it down to just the provision(s) you like.   I'm leaving it in www.congressionaldebate.org's googledocs format so you'll at least have to paste it in to your own doc.

Consider this like CBI's monthly bill packet released at NSDA:  there for the taking or at least as inspiration for your own legislation.

(Yes, it's silly.  But it's not entirely silly.)

MS Nats 2018

Such a great chamber!

This is exactly the advice I'd give you if I were your coach.  But take it with a grain of salt. 

CatNats 18 Chamber 5 Prelims

So on this one I tried to cut out all the snark.

And failed. 

So maybe just pay attention to the ballots if they make more sense.  (But I stand by the advice.)

Harvard Semis Chamber C 2018

Congrats to all in an event that seems to be more competitive each tournament.

Here it is.  As always, take whatever helps and ignore all the rest. 

Here's Emory

As always, take whatever makes sense and ignore the rest.

Here they are.